"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

-Aziz Ansari  (via theytookmyluna)

LMFAO

(via entelechyengine)

cbeamsglitter:

seriously though, imagine if commercials for “men’s” razors staunchly, fearfully avoided ever showing a beard or stubble or any trace of facial hair whatsoever, as if made in a bizarre and inexplicable alternate universe in which the thing their product exists to groom doesn’t exist

just dudes grinnin’ coyly as they mime running razors over their baby-bottom smooth jawlines, eyes glazed over, not knowing what it is they do, or why, knowing merely that they must

presidentgay:

"what’s the most difficult thing about playing a gay character"

what are they expecting the actor to say?????? i’T S SO HARd it hurts my bIG HETerOSEXUal EGO i have to think about sTRAIGHT thoughts for days after just to get the gaY OUT of mY little HETERO head 

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

crowmunist:

nialltargaryen:

school

image

college

image

work

image

fuTURE

image

HONOR

image

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Omg what if you forgot to return one?

little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Omg what if you forgot to return one?

towritelesbiansonherarms:

adu101:

actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

It is clear he is so popular in that school that he can make a vine and the teachers are like “yeah cool. I’ll play along.”

i love this guy 

"I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget."
— Waiting for Godot (Samuel Beckett)
"When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you."
— Lemony Snicket (via dailydoseofbookssauce)
"There’s really no such thing as the ‘voiceless’. There are only the deliberately silenced, or the preferably unheard"
thewicked-eternity