Side note: Shoppers, please put back the stuff where you found it. Pic 1 is ridiculous.
when you ship something your friend doesn’t
so my sister ordered a pikachu onesie and it’s fucking huge and my dad said he could probably wear it it’s so big and
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
steve, if I keep picking you up you’re never gonna walk on your own
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.
IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $188 dollar Lelo ora as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products. You can get any toys for 5% off with discount word “tonight” until the giveaway is over.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires to increase your chances. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)
THE FIRST WINNER’S ITEM HAS BEEN SHIPPED TODAY BUT THERE ARE STILL SIX MORE CHANCES TO WIN, PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS COMING WEEKEND SO KEEP LIKING AND/OR REBLOGGING TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!
PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS WEEKEND!!!!
Don’t usually reblog these but those vibrators look so nice and now I want one. A red one. Please. :) x
yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
Powerful Surreal Self Portraits by Ben Zank
Ben Zank was born in the Bronx in New York. At the age of 18 he began taking photographs for fun after he discovered a Pentax ME Super in his grandmother’s attic. His self-portraits aim to stretch the viewer’s imagination and express his feelings when words fail.